What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 09:32

Me : No
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Because it's month of August.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
He : Tea ?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Sure.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I don't drink
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Thank you.
He : I'm 24.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!